ATTENTION!!!
If you are ugly, fat, a dork, a hipster duffus, a scum bag wife or girlfriend beating asshole please do not apply. We ain't in it for the money so we can say this. We are just sick of everyone asking how they can get a funny as shit,Joker Productions Original Collectible Tee, so we made this website for all of you. Now comes the hard part, following.directions, and we are sure 90% of you won`t be able to follow the rules or remember that bad ass, good looking, rare tee shirt you saw.Cheers! JOKER
Welcome to Joker Productions Original Collectible Tees. These original "Quote" tee shirts are the best low down, cut throat, slamming, wise cracking, insulting, funny quote tee shirts you have ever seen available in the USA. Each Tee is a numbered limited edition, The best part is we are an EXCLUSIVE CLUB and don`t promote sales, sell in quantity, sell to wholesalers, have a store or retail outlet. We don`t even offer pictures of our products so don`t ask. The only way to buy one of our Joker Productions Original Collectible Tees is word of mouth, seeing it for yourself on someone or if you know someone with one. Even then you have to remember the saying, then email us what it is you saw, pick a shirt color and size. We then we`ll make a limited edition, numbered, original custom Joker Productions tee. If you`re looking for help on what we carry, LEAVE. If you want to see samples, LEAVE. If your looking for pictures of what we have to offer, LEAVE. We don`t want 1000`s of copies of each of our shirts out there. We want our club to be different, we don`t want to be out and see 3 idiots`s wearing our gear, like polo. We want our customers to be special when wearing a Joker Productions Original Collectible Tee. We only do big print, short and easy to read, eye popping, quick humor Original Tees. REMEMBER........If it don`t say on the back of the shirt Limited Edition and Numbered and "I FOUND IT ON JOKER PRODUCTIONS.COM" Then it`s just a cheap ass, bull shit, bogus rip off tee shirt. Don`t be fooled by garbage tees, keep it real. Thank you all for spreading the good word, stay true, JOKER!.
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